Fail Day!

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My fails today haven’t been this acrobatic, but they’ve been fun! I subluxed my toe sometime yesterday, so that doesn’t feel really good. I’m being much more of a baby about it than I’d like to be.

My husband has been worried I’m only eating the same thing over and over, so he bought me some chilled shrimp. Now, he was going on and on about making his own sauce, because the commercial cocktail sauce isn’t FODMAP friendly. I happily dug in, not realizing I was eating commercial sauce, and nearly died from the burning of my mouth. Husband had taken the kid to school – it was a late start and I had been up since 4 am. However he seemed confused at my repeated requests for cheese. Perhaps he doesn’t know that cheese is the antidote to fire mouth.

Ah, he just wandered up here on a conference call looking for something that was never up here in the first place. Maybe he’s just stupid. 😂😂😂 far from it! It would be nice to have company.

Sigh. So then, the cocktail sauce spilled all over my fuzzy zebra blanket, and I dropped the remote into it. I wasn’t thinking and I licked my hand where the sauce got on it. Which reignited my fire-tongue. Wah! Here’s me: cocktail sauce all over my hands, trying to stand up without spilling any more or reinjuring my toe, trying to scooch off the bed yelling “fuck” totally forgetting my husband may be on a conference call. Oops. His fault. Somehow. 😛

My head still hurts. My goal is to stay awake most of today. Yesterday I gave up at 2:00 and woke up at 4:00 This morning. I still need to lie down most of the time.

Goddamn I hold my body rigid. I need to stop this.

My days are pretty okay for the mornings, but noon is the time. Every second day I sleep for 18 hours, it seems. I try to change the pattern, but it doesn’t seem to work. I am still trying to find a doctor, but I fear I will not be able to wait. I may need to go to the ER.

I’ve been feeling a bit more social, but that’s all well and good until someone says something stupid. I know I’m sensitive right now and I’m overreacting to a minor throwaway comment, but I should think about it’s great that people see me as the same old me.

I did buy some cute pajama pants that arrived yesterday. They look snuggly. I’m excited. I’m so cold all the time. I can finally wear warm clothes. Layers. People. Layers.

I have been burning up Netflix. My picks:

  • American Vandal – a mockumentary about the most serious of subjects: Who drew the dicks?
  • Big Mouth – the first episode is uncomfortable, but it gets better. Dirty, dirty humour, but you will learn so much. Some of my favorite writers.
  • Evil Things – creepy things for Halloween, this is on TLC, actually, really trashy show about haunted objects.
  • The Exorcist (tv show) – I’ve watched two episodes of this, it is creepy as hell. I believe Season two is on television.

 

Oooh, great, and I’ve lost the remote so I can’t look up any more. Sigh. My day.

💜

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